Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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