i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
