btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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