the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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