I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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