We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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