these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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