i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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