I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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