I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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