I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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