If that was your dad, he is hot
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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