I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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