Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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