Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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