Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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