Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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