i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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