So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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