do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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