Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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