I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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