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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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