; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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