I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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