her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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