I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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