I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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