would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
So squirting runs in the family.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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