That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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