You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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