omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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