i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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