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no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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