why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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