I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
nut hugger
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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