people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I love having hate sex.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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