I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
there is glitter all over my balls
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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