Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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