i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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