I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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