scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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