Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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