? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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