If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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