I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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