Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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