In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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