repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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