you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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