it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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