Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I lost the right to judge tonight
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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