Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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