So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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