I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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