new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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